What the fuck knuckles is this? You dont want to hurt anyone.Russell: How do you know what I want?Deadpool: Because Ive been inside you. Vanessa: Hey. Deadpool: [after he realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him] You time-sliding son of a b**ch. A mood that is about to get significantly worse." Domino [singing] It's weird I only ever see two of you. Dopinder: Youre my Tom Cruise!Deadpool: And youre my Kristen Dunst! Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. - Domino. "Domino.". Weasel: : Deadpool: You know the one. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Oh, Pool, picture me, a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst. I'm dying in this one, too. Deadpool: As one of only two survivors of a government experiment called Project: Armageddon, Neena Thurman gained the ability to manipulate luck and became the mercenary, Domino. Both movies have embraced current history and pop culture, and that shines through in a hilarious line that is clearly made in reference to the #MeToo movement. : Deadpool: - Dopinder: My body is an instrument of death. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience. Domino Peter No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. Deadline. Moments after Vanessa is shot and killed, these credits act as an audience surrogate and manage to provide some laughs when they are desperately needed. Deadpool: Like the memory of your f***ing fanny pack! Blind Al manages to keep Deadpool going no matter how many new rock bottoms he finds. Deadpool Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. Yes. [Wade gets pulled back to the real world]. Deadpool: Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. No! : : Lets make a super baby.Vanessa: Pretty sure it doesnt work that way, but we can try. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. I'm the asshole who got away. Come on, we'll do it together. : Deadpool. Dopinder: Can you see it? Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al, Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying", as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool, Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away, Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing, the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted, yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute, upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa, Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords, Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest, after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission, referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell, Restored to full health after his collar broke off, Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. Deadpool. I'd like to go home. Vanessa: [whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases]. [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. Buck: Oh, no, no, no, DP, not again. : You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? | Im going to touch them all over. Dopinder: Next time Uber. By stevieboi1579. Deadpool: Deadpool: You're right. I'm gonna rip you in half now. Yeah. "If I have to die, don't let me die while I'm young. !Dopinder: Yes, sir.Weasel: [to Deadpool] Im sorry you had to see that, although Im glad you heard it. Boy, howdy. Deadpool: He's on top of you! Were not, theres no X-Force!Peter: Alright, well, this has been pretty scary!Deadpool: Go home, Sugarbear. I thought that was you! Wade Wilson: This is crazy. Deadpool 27. James Gunn Reveals New Superman, Batman Movies and More, Avengers: The Kang Dynasty, Quantumania Exclusive Interview | Phase Zero ft. Jeff Loveness, Willem Dafoe Asked Emma Stone to Slap Him 20 Times, Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Streaming Date Announced, Scream VI First Reactions Call It Best Since Original, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Returning to Theaters, Stealing Pulp Fiction: Tarantino-Inspired Heist Comedy Unveils Cast, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Social Media Accounts Adopt Mutant Mayhem Logo Ahead KCAs, Godzilla Vs. Kong Parody to Receive Hilarious Sequel. [Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords] Jesus, either vomit or don't. Hitler - 20 April 1889']. The indecision is killing me. Josh Brolin. Deadpool: No one's ever changed you. The character has a long history with both . We're gonna lose 'em. You need to just keep living.Deadpool: Thank you, Matthew McConaughey, your words are a treasure.Blind Al: Listen to the pain. And all I want to do is grab her and see her and tell her that Im sorry, and I cant. It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. This is crazy. Hitler - 20 April 1889', whispers to bartender ducking behind bar after gun fire ceases, During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob, to himself, holding the Green Lantern script, blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun, after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him, after Shatterstar is killed by landing on the spinning propellers on a helicopter, to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her, Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed, after Dopinder kills the headmaster by running him over with his taxi, Upon seeing the newly transformed Deadpool/Weapon XI, Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool, Deadpool shoots the old Deadpool several more times before walking away. What about your girl and your wife? No, I'm gonna stick around for a while and make sure the world doesn't shit itself into oblivion. Domino I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. Vanessa: [as Deadpool is unconcious and sees Vanessa] Kiss me like you miss me, Red.Deadpool: Well, come here. Las mejores ofertas para Serie Marvel Legends - MARVELS DOMINO - Personaje de Deadpool 2 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! Bedlam: Just once. Deadpool: Cable [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. Wade Wilson: It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . Fine. People think you wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, ejaculate into a soap dispenser a hero. Will you give Domino my email? [to Cable] One, is dubstep still a thing? : I'm done.". Go get 'em, tiger! Deadpool can be a bad or a good ass, with ups and downs like other movies. Describe it. : "Family was always an f-word for me." That wasn't me. The point is, there are people, there are people in this f***ing world, besides him, who will treat you right. My body and my hands are so soft. With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. But if you kill him, he wins. Fred Savage: [she turns and leaves]Deadpool: Shes great. I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. I'll be right back. Filming & Production But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too. We ranked all the best quotes and one-liners in "Deadpool" ahead of the release of "Deadpool 2." Check out these hilarious jokes from the movie starring Ryan Reynolds. This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Deadpool: I never shouldve left you there. [fighting the Juggernaut] Your souls are beyond redemption! [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] Deadpool Its both history teacher and fortune teller. We compiled a list of the top 5 lines from Deadpool, but a list of that size simply could not contain the awesomeness of this new installment, which is why we've included 15 of the best quotes from Deadpool 2. We have rules. Im retrieving something from my utility bag.Weasel: Its a goddamn fanny pack, and you know it, you sick son of a b**ch! Wade Wilson: : What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? : [gets closer to Cable] Domino Roman, Julian (22 May 2017). Im going to pretend like that never happened. : We were going to start a family. We're gonna lose 'em. I mean, luck? Wade, Vanessa is gone. I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Wade: Thanks for the compliment.". [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]. Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever-. 20th Century Fox. Let's go tip to tip. A staple from the Marvel comic books, Domino is a fellow mutant and X . Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. : Um, I just saw the ad. Peter: : I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. She is a mutant and mercenary who possesses the ability to manipulate probability in her favor, giving the effect of incredible luck. - Wade Wilson An ocean is water. Deadpool: [referring to the headmaster] That piece of s**t he deserves to die for what he did to you. They do stick better than tape. Firefist: [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Weasel: We need a code. Retrieved on 22 April 2017. Deadpool: "Weasel: Wade, you look hideous. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.". Deadpool: Deadpool: Um, I just saw the ad. Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be. I have three questions then. Im about to do something terrible. Deadpool : Uh, that's a negative, sole survivor. Heads, you did it for me. In 2016, Deadpool arrived on the big screen, a non-stop whirlwind of R-rated comedy that had its audiences eagerly awaiting the sequel. - Deadpool. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. Kirsten? And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Deadpool: Codswallop. Deadpool: Weasel: I'm dropping in. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Deadpool: . Deadpool: [referring to Vanessa] I loved her. All throughout Deadpool, despite various scenes taking place at Charles Xavier's mansion, we only ever see Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead. I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. [as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]. Deadpool: They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.' There it is. Domino Where is he? You know what? Rock, meet Bottom. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home." . Cable: You remind me of my wife.Deadpool: Im sorry. I fight for what's right, and sometimes you gotta fight dirty. Who knew these winds would be so strong?Domino: Everyone! Wade Wilson: : Cable's relentlessly dark worldview and violent attitude are made much more amusing based on this comparison to the DC films of Zack Snyder. Deadpool: I'd never let anything happen to you, sugar-bear. 0. Deadpool: Shes gone.Blind Al: Sweetheart, can you speak up? Peter: Come on. Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. I should've worn my white pants. I was a soldier. From start to finish the movie delivers multiple laugh lines every minute, hardly giving audiences a single moment to catch their breath. Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head now! Wade Wilson: We need to build a fucking team. Big CGI fight comin' up! Deadpool According to the Buck: Here's a spoiler alert. Thats just lazy writing. Deadpool They got the legs out and said "You know what? Deadpool: Stop at 2, ya killed it! Blind Al: Tenors You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Oh, thats the sun. From $1.35. You're not a fucking hero. Hey! Vanessa, Weasel, Blind Al, Dopinder, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, and Colossus all return for Deadpool 2, joined by comic fan favorites Cable, Domino, Russell, Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy, and . I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. Cable: [During a Sicilian mafia funeral, Deadpool breaks out of the coffin and shoots at the mob]. : Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Firefist: I never shouldve left you in that prison.Russell: I cant trust you. It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. [looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him]. [places his hands on his head while walking in circles], [looks at baby again while waving his arms back and forth]. 'Deadpool 2' Casts 'Atlanta's Zazie Beetz As Domino. : By Chase Magnett My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears]. Deadpool: The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. Deadpool: [as hes dying] Can you see it? I loved her. : Russells not going to kill anyone. [to Cable] Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. You smell like somebody shit in a civil war wound after it'd become gangrenous. We are so fucked! This is a toughie. According to the Kubler-Ross model denial is just one of the five stages of grief.Deadpool: Jesus Christ, Buck! Deadpool 2 displays Domino's ability hilariously. Men! Ha! Bring it in. But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. I want to become a contract killer. Uh, I have both type 1 and 2 diabetes. Deadpool: My heart is in the right place. I loved her like an ocean loves water. Deadpool I used to have one of those in nineteen-ninety-never. : What do you say we go fuck some shit up? We all need a sense of belonging. Cable: Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Cable: It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. Deadpool: Two: which Sharknado are we on? [blood splatters on the script and cuts to Reynolds' face with a gunshot wound in the forehead, he drops revealing Deadpool behind him with a gun]. Hmm? Few moments doing the ugly stuff no one else will do. [yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute] What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? 4. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: [upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa] All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Oh, but Paul! Dont scratch! Deadpool: Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. [charging at Juggernaut] But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. Some kind of soldier? By Jenna Anderson - March 2, 2023 04:20 pm EST. I've been inside your shoes which is also off-putting. Deadpool: You're still using my Velcro labels. And remember the movie "Interview with the Vampire?". Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. Characters in Deadpool 2: Wade Wilson / Deadpool.