The Generation's Ten Douchiest Films says: I guess this is supposed to be funny and cheeky, but its mostly just stupid and irrelevant. The only bullet point I do not agree on is 18. Us primitive mortals here in Miami, will enjoy the beaches and fresh air. As my plane descends to land at the airport here in Miami, I can actually feel the IQ level going down along with the elevation of the plane. Shoot me an email and Ill let you fill in for me for a week. You get what you give, so I think this is more of a commentary about the authors own sad life than anything else. The Spa Concierge works to maintain the Spa's five star standards. 27. Web131 reviews of South Miami Hospital "A short while ago we once again needed the services that this place provides. CRAZY! We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. If you have a great job here or have money to spend then this place is amazing. If you did not graduate from the university of Miami and dont speak the local language and know half of the county. I was there this June and July and would spend my time on the beach, and eating churros at Manolos. var output = ''; var l=new Array(); So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife.So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. says: FOR EVERY THING TO WORK FOR YOU IS GOING TO COST YOU $350. DIVERSE??? Everything is NOT possible in Miami. Miami is an exercise in regression and a supreme demonstration of what happens when you dumb down a major city of millions. var l=new Array(); I hate Abercorombie And Fitch as much as I hate sideways peace signs and wine bottles harboring pink roses. Miami var l=new Array(); told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me And you wont get unfunny jokes that people laugh at anyway. Glad you moved from Miami Youre part of the reason this city gets a bad reputation. 4. [CDATA[ if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; else output += unescape(l[i]); [CDATA[ says: I was born and raised in Miami and here are my 25 reasons why I moved out and never plan on returning except to visit my family over the holiday and even then, I want to kill myself every second I step out of the house (especially all those DAMNED drivers). Most of those cars are leased Miami is a great testament to what $299 a month* can get you. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; If you dont like it here, go to Tampa. } says: I find it very interesting how Miami residents that have never been outside the figurative walls of Miami-Dade County continuously defend the Hispanic ethnicity as being many. You say you are industrious, but we all know that when you hear of a successful Cuban it arises suspicious. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; [CDATA[ Seriously, so many types of douchebag. mickeysix I moved here from Lima, Peru (against my will) and always felt so negative about the disgusting place Miami is. D.C. is 30 mins away from where I am and its great, although I dont go as often as I would like to. Lisa Theres a reason people dont stay here, and every Miami apologist Ive ever run accross can never answer when I ask If this place is so great then why is everyone always leaving? And they cant hack it is a cop out. Miami should be a new latin country because in Miami no one has really had to conform to American ways. Heres how to trim the chin strap: Grow your beard out for 10-20 days. Laurel Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 73';l[5]=' 46';l[6]=' 109';l[7]=' 111';l[8]=' 99';l[9]=' 46';l[10]=' 108';l[11]=' 105';l[12]=' 97';l[13]=' 109';l[14]=' 103';l[15]=' 64';l[16]=' 110';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 115';l[20]=' 97';l[21]=' 104';l[22]=' 100';l[23]=' 101';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 97';l[26]=' 102';l[27]=' 108';l[28]=' 97';l[29]='>';l[30]='\"';l[31]=' 73';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 110';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 115';l[46]=' 115';l[47]=' 97';l[48]=' 104';l[49]=' 100';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 121';l[52]=' 97';l[53]=' 102';l[54]=' 108';l[55]=' 97';l[56]=':';l[57]='o';l[58]='t';l[59]='l';l[60]='i';l[61]='a';l[62]='m';l[63]='\"';l[64]='=';l[65]='f';l[66]='e';l[67]='r';l[68]='h';l[69]='a ';l[70]='<'; says: Wow, lots of haters posting comments here. The fact is: Its freedom that you can speak your language and learn the language that drives the United States AND make fun of each other until we all learn to not take it all too seriously while doing so. My whole life was turning apart and I didnt Brian I am of Hispanic ancestry, but I no longer speak Spanish fluently. Sure we have lots of different ethnicities living here, if I wanted to I could have Peruvian one night, Thai the next and find Baklava for dessert, but who can afford to go out every night and enjoy it? says: My name is Lisa miller, from United States. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_ySjKjLcyWn').innerHTML = output; says: HATERRRR! Cali Traffic Actually, I thought it was written very diplomatically, and being very kind to our Hispanic neighbors. Foreigners are always trying come up with ways to attack our country everyday!! I can get an appointment the next day at a broward dmv. Douchebags Rent in Miami is priced too high. Its exceedingly odd that you seem to actually believe these generalizations of yours could ever possibly represent any city in the real world. No pretty trees, no hills, no mountains, no incredible landscapes. Still, I can find places outside and commute. It has retained its status as the number one cruise/passenger port in the world for well over two decades accommodating the largest cruise ships on the planet. I have lives in a Fla (Miami,Jupiter,lake worth) andnow live half hour south of Atlanta. var output = ''; for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Everything is supposedly provided for them and theres not much of it. I mostly love Miami for the beach. Web(v) The art of being/acting like a douche bag. (8) If you need financial stance. Its to expensive to afford insurance here. George that we consult a spell caster named dr ebosele. The ones that still live in Miami hated it, took offense to it, and didnt see the humor in it. I came across this page while looking at apartments. says: The same thing that is happening in Miami is happening in a lot of major cities. You do the math. http://www.forbes.com/2009/11/30/americas-most-unequal-cities-business-beltway-unequal-cities_slide_9.html, 2nd in most miserable cities: document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_Pni9WNgWlI').innerHTML = output; But I still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all says: This article is not humorous at all and its really sad to see such jaded commentators. Did someone say most people are bilingual. 5. If you react like that it says something. Thats why, people form the USA, stay out of Miami! Therapy focused model with zero administrative work. What's going on here? (9) He can make you pregnancy. It seems he had a culture shock! Miami is a 3rd world city, and this is clear to anyone whos traveled extensively and lived in various other major U.S. cities for any length of time. else output += unescape(l[i]); We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 "apple watch" as the new gold standard in douchebag detection. THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Josh Mattey, Mr. Ill do anything to try to be cool. The Everglades are bug and mosquito infested swamplands, with nothing to see but a bunch of skinny ugly trees popping out of rank water. Miami doesnt need people like you. I type this as I pack my books. People DO leave. It is common knowledge that Cambridge is a sanctuary city. says: OHH Christine, Ive been there. He apologized and came back to me. Hate Gringto else output += unescape(l[i]); As a mainstream American who is stuck in Miami until I find another job, I can tell you that once I leave here I will never come back, not even for a family funeral. The only thing women and men care about is what designer bag they have, or how many diamonds are on their Rolex, or how big the ring on their finger is, and what AMG or M series BMW or Mercedes they drive. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_CvicQgjDT2').innerHTML = output; says: Im Cuban-American, Im a Miami native, and thank you Matt Meltzer, for bursting the bubble of all these DIMSWITS who are hating on this board. This is crap. var l=new Array(); Maluma followed his radio hit 'Mala Mia' with a new single, 'HP,' on Friday. says: This is the most brilliant article Ive read in a while!!! I believed her and decided to give Great Baba a try and i contacted him on his email . says: Hey moris carbella ur guy for hook up soft hard acid.lsd molly coke weed.just email me at . One thing to underscore is that there generalities can be applied to a lot places outside Miami so these characteristics are not exclusive to this particular location. (5) If you want a child. The balseros are the people who se cagan this city. MARY says: Saying Miami is not diverse is absoultely wrong. There are a large number a Euro Trash that have come to make money on investments that have no real interest in contributing to the communities that have stayed here because this is there home. Fortran Computerson says: I lived in miami for 9 years its soooo true. } If I moved to Cuba or Mexico,i would have to speak Spanish. CONTACT HIM NOW AND BE FAST ABOUT IT SO HE CAN ALSO ATTEND TO YOU BECAUSE THE EARLIER YOU CONTACT HIM NOW THE BETTER FOR YOU TO GET QUICK SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS Diversity for helping me by placing a sweet smile on my face win his wonderful charming spell, after reading a lot of testimonies about Therapist Oniha on papers i wrote him immediately and told him to help me restore my marriage as my home have been scattered for 2yrs, He replied my email and told me to send my name and my husband name and some other info, which i did Therapist Oniha said all my problems will be solve the moment i did all he ask from me in the next 48hrs,i was so surprise when he said that to me but with hope i slept and on the 3rd day Johnson called asking for forgiveness,begin me to pack my things to his place to forget all he has done to make me unhappy, i was so shocked its was just like a magical dream,it has been 4 years now since my reunion with my husband johnson,he has been the best ever since our reunion with the help of Therapist Oniha of the . They are passed from grade to grade deficient in basic reading and writing skills. Open your eyes Matt, talk w/ people who are having time of their life living here and write another article 100 things to have a blast in Miami (not counting clubbing, drugs, Ocean Dr restaurants etc). Yay! if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; the weather is great and there are tons of hot, easy woman. He didnt have balls enough to make it in miami and obviously he doesnt want anyone else to do it. var l=new Array(); Reconsider how you made that friend and what kind of people you attract. Conclusion , being a Miami resident I do acknowledge , there is good and bad, so does every other City in the world, but for sure the good weighs out the bad. All points are spot on. Most of these r True; and some r very accurate. Whatever. (4) If you want women/men to run after you. A lot. out the day it suppose or over flows. One word to summarize Miami is uncomfortable. Except for the exceptional few hard working that I have seen that want more out of life!!! The traffic snarls are daily, and will consume hours of your time. says: I lived in South Florida for years and planning on moving back. else output += unescape(l[i]); Fourteen years in NY and 18 in TX, then the company I work for relocated me to Miami. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Once you leave, you ALWAYS come back to Miami!!!!!! Do you need your ex husband or lover urgently? i taught i was dreaming but behold it was real and now we are LP I was born and raised here, I am white, 26 yrs old and I DONT SPEAK SPANISH. says: MIAMI s one of the most sunniest places in the world . This They have been leaving the city during the last three generations!!! I love my City, and every time I leave, I always want to come back home !! Tony writes: 10. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) For those of you that think the writer is racist- I am not racist. Marina Silva Good luck to anyone who doesnt heed these tongue-in-cheek warnings about my home town. //Miami Beach resident faces charges related to cryptocurrency ) or call +2348169207857. Time to leave. So,if you are in a similar problem or any kind of problems you can also contact him via his email(. Im not suggesting that tourism is not a godsend for the local economy, but it can also be the devil in disguise. Now I may not completely agree with how the rest of the country (the majority) identifies ethnicities, but what some Miami residents here are mistakenly referring to the diversity of Miami is in reality the diverse Hispanic cultures. His spells is for a better life. So if you deluded rednecks want to come here and hate Miami, then leave. Because no1wants to hear the truth. says: Chris, enjoyed reading your thoroughly thought out rant, if one can call it that! Lol but, let me tell you a couple of things you marginal execrable obese cretin. If youre broke dont come here because youre gonna enjoy yourself. As soon as I could, I moved to Germany where I hold citizenship by jus sanguinis. Kingus on Twitter: "it's very regional. colorado is good. NYC isn't The low level of education, or perhaps the laziness of educating oneself speaks volumes. AJ though that guy is funny as Hell, do you really need to know about him before moving? get a job, you are not made for thinking /writing. Sorry you had such a bad experience in your life, but your experience is a lack of openness and live under preconceptions and prejudices, surrounded by mediocre like you who can not see the good and educated people who also lives in Miami. He told me by two that days time he will re-unite he meet me before he will have rest and my husband together. Perhaps you should find a psychiatrist, because only someone suffering from a serious mental illness would come to Miami and only see Working crime, drugs and medicare fraud. Again, this all has to do with generations its good at one time, then it gets bad, then twenty years later, its good again. The author obviously exaggerates for entertainment purposes. Ive heard that comment from friends, family, here, and tons of other posts from folks in Miami or were there. He is the best spell caster in the world? I was all into that life of fast cars and who wears what but my eyes opened up and i hate this place. (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) You want rude people, bad weather, and costly living expenses - go there. outside of the bible belt, it sucks. and testimony here I was married for 3years to my husband and all of a Citizenship is about memorizing 100 questions about American culture, but for the rest is EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! //]]> http://ctp.iccas.miami.edu/FOCUS_Web/Issue137.htm, 2nd most stressful city, a multifactorial study: dave Yeah Miami has a few dark corners but there no such thing as a PERFECT city. I know they grew up in America, because I went to school with them! Its not possible to find sophistication and intelligence everywhere you go. Theres a give and take to living in paradise. Some people testified that he brought their HA! What more could possible be wrong here? //]]> $100k/yr Therapist - Remote Job at Guideline Healthcare Right now I am the happiest woman on earth for what this great spell caster did for me are apart from that i also control my husband now and my husband love me never before, you can contact him for your on help Dr makuter on any problem in this world, he is very nice man, here is his contact . Now if only the Puerto Ricans chose Miami rather than Kissimmee as a retirement village. My ex left me for no reason 3 years ago. Dont expect a stranger to say thank you if you do something nice for them, they act like your supposed to do that, again entitlement. A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person. If you come from a high iq population you might hate miami. 09/26/2014. Well Ill be!!! You have no game. I do not know if it is a clever ploy of people who drive to not carry insurance. [CDATA[ . All the sunshine in the world cannot compete with the abundant common sense, advanced social structure, standard educational levels, lack of poverty, and widespread happiness of Germany. says: Hello Heck they speak more English in cozemel Mexico then Miami USA.its sad. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; And other Sickness,some testified that he can cast a spell to stop Divorce and so on. var output = ''; Hoping You Move Maybe its just a coincidence that most of the pro-Miami comments on here have the worst grammar and spelling. They respect family traditions, they are hard working people and polite, and Yes! I am cuban born, came when i was 6 via Spain. LOL. //= 0; i=i-1){ Lisette Clubs are for tourists You think anyone who pays these rents can afford a $12 Bud Light? *One at this price. Most Miamians dont understand Gringo humor. He expects something in return for his basic human social skills. For the only thing Cubans are known is they are criminals that lammed from the sunk island that tiptoed around with Fidel. Please consider the entire Gold Coast if you want to move to South Florida. Bad traffic. Evolution is real, even accepted by the Catholic Church thanks to Pope John Paul II, so I hope that your mentality, as well as those who think like you with a sense of entitlement, goes through it in this lifetime. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ var output = ''; //]]> But to each is own! document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_aXmduhwUVR').innerHTML = output; Anna Peter Paver I hate that mess. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO THAT!!!! says: Miami Dade is like living in a third world county,I hope a category 6 hurricane comes and blows it away. This is one of those cities where a family of 10 packs into a tiny 1 bedroom apartment because the cost of living is so high. The sad thing for immigrants who dont speak English in the Greater-Miami area is that they cant live where its more affordable to live because the farther you get from Miami the more English you have to know to get by. Untrue And the list can be used all over the USA. But if the point of the article was to prevent people from moving down here to reduce the existing overpopulation then kudos. Were not stupid. The one thing I noticed in all these comments was the people that have left Miami and experience something different, all liked the article and thought it was funny and accurate. Try . Style consists of wearing sunglasses indoors at night, and designer baggy jeans with holes in them. . else output += unescape(l[i]); Tony writes: Miami is where below average people go to feel nor you better go somewhere else there really arnt many places to run to when you get in trouble. The robbery deal is a killer also as I dont want to have to worry about my wife all the time. Go suck a dick, you discriminating assholes. Traffic is bad enough. Maluma Takes Aim at Douchebags in New Single, HP says: first - Your name is Meltzer, so of course you hate hispanics told me she came in contact with his email on the BLAME THE GOVERNMENT MEASURES. And for all you haters, other states laugh at all of you here in Miami, they say bring your passport and your flag so you remember you still live in the U.S, what you Miami natives dont realize is the rest of the US speak English! About blood shed, war is always going to be in history that is just how it is. That is why our military will always fight for it!! If not, you might just love it. Also in terms of geography and demographics it would be help to understand the history of Miami - look there are a lot hispanics here yes just like you will find a lot jews and Eastern European immigrants. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; says: Ive lived in Miami for 4 years, and can say that every single reason is true. Diversity is non existent, unless you consider 10 different Latin countries unique. Slice that turd off of the bottom of the state and let it float back to Cuba. Im a miami native who loves all the water has to offer on the weekend (world class fishing, paddleboarding, kiteboarding, diving), who hasnt lived at home since right after college and whose big circle of native Miamians is considerably educated and affluent. They are literally prisoners of their own ignorance. 13. You can email Therapist Oniha of the . (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be President Carter was the one who allowed Miami to become the sewer it is today by allowing the Mariel boatlift Cubans Card Blanche which continued until the Clinton administration. Deal with it or leave! Miami is a melting pot of douchebags. People also think this is north cuba. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; But your judgment about what is normal, and who is in the right, and when, are off kilter. Again, money rules south beach and Miami Beach. says: My husband and I live in Miami (expensive high rise tower). Didnt take long for them to realize its a shithole. var output = ''; } A panel of informed Economists (who had been given opportunities to review long term government and business plans for all three Gold Coast counties), opined that the economic growth specifically in Miami will be amazing. There is no opportunity in Miami unless you aspire to work in the service industry (which I do not). People were nicer to me in PBC than anywhere in downstate NY. People speak many languages on the streets (everybody knows more than just english) and you can learn a lot with everybody. The same thing happens in California with the Mexicans,too many immigrants makes too many problems. I forgave him and today i am so glad that all worries and problems has gone away, and we are even happier than before, another good news is that i am pregnant now, and very soon we are expecting our baby. }. Whenever I try to communicate in Spanish, it is embarrassing getting stuck in mid sentence because I dont remember a particular word in Spanish. Which is vastly untrue. (4) You want women & men to run after you. says: Then go to Southern Californiaof course Miami seems better tham cold Georgia. You say to explore the rest of the country like if I have not. If youre offended its because you know its true. says: You may find difficulties wherever you go. says: A while ago I complained bitterly on this website of how I was confused and didnt know what to do about my parents divorce. He didnt ask me to pay for what he did for me all i was to do, was to provide the materials for the spell and i should believe that he had the power to help me. Oh and can someone remind those Latinas that their tight cheap polyester pants went out of style in the 80s! Jane FPL will ruin your weekend Air conditioning units use only slightly less energy than Abrams tanks. Compared to any other major American city with a tripple digit I.Q. I am at the Miami-Dade main courthouse several times a week. Dumb people love Miami (4) You want women/men to run after you. I EVEN SEE SOME OF THEM REWRITING WHAT I WROTE ON THE NET. says: We all came from different part of the World in America, thats why America is great. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ As for for the author, Im sure you consider yourself a big shot for feeling you have the power to write such an article insulting this city and its locals. JT [CDATA[ After thirteen years in Miami I can understand what the writer is trying to state. You and your trashy friends.leave. @Gigi, I am American, and I am very serious!! , I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT HIM RIGHT HERE IN THE STATES IF POSSIBLE. (An extension of the toilet called Cuba). After reading this article! . My 2 cents worth: 16. if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; YES here Im Miami !! I have no prejudices, no agendas, and no bitterness. says: LMAOMy wife, a Miami native who now lives in DC with our family, forwarded this to me for a good laugh but also included in her message: Why I wanted to leave Miami sooo bad!. [CDATA[ Large fleet of new motor coaches, tour buses, and luxury vans. Not first or second, but hardly near the middle., especially when you consider this includes the entire United States and many smaller cities. Atlanta Hawks vs Miami Heat Prediction, 3/4/2023 Preview and Pick